Curse

Opeth11 · Sep 18, 2006, 04:15 AM // 04:15

It reminds me of that joke:

What do you call cheese that's not your's?

Nacho Cheese! (Not ch'yo cheese)

brute blake · Sep 18, 2006, 04:46 AM // 04:46

Man who drops watch in toilet has $#!ty time

Enjoy!

Poison Ivy · Sep 18, 2006, 12:27 PM // 12:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by brute blake

Man who drops watch in toilet has $#!ty time

Enjoy!

Gawd Blake that joke stinks :P

Do I win yet.

Ima Hob0 · Sep 18, 2006, 02:35 PM // 14:35

if chili was covered in cheese sauce, and it was eaten by a fat-man, then crapped out, flushed down the sewers and into the ocean, what is it now called?

dont know?

me either, i just made it up. jealous?

simple minded · Sep 19, 2006, 12:20 AM // 00:20

*Fighting on the internet is like running in the special olympics--even if you win, you're still retarded*

aight and i guess i only get 1 more...but ah

A Blonde calls her boyfriend...

Blonde: "Hey tom, i got this puzzle and i just CANT figure it out!"
Tom: "Well, what's it supposed to be?"
Blonde: "Well theres a picture of a tiger...so a tiger"
Tom: "Ok, i'll be right over"
LATER THAT DAY
Blonde: "Hey, Tom, come on in"
Tom: "oh so this is the puzzle?"
Blonde: "Yeah, tricky isnt it?"
Tom: "Ok, let's put on a pot of coffee, turn on the TV, and put all these frosted flakes back in the box!!"

lol hope you enjoy these...laughin is the best part of life

IGN: Simple Minded

hope you have fun on WoW, i hear its pretty good

awesome sauce · Sep 19, 2006, 12:29 AM // 00:29

MMkay ive posted this before but its a hillarious story. I was just browsing randomly on google groups when i found it. http://groups.google.com/group/24hou...83e5a157f64100

Knido · Sep 19, 2006, 01:26 AM // 01:26

poor kitty

Paul Mahdi · Sep 19, 2006, 03:44 AM // 03:44

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAhahahhaha...ahahaha...
haha.....ha...ha

{IceFire} · Sep 19, 2006, 04:35 AM // 04:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by simple minded

*Fighting on the internet is like running in the special olympics--even if you win, you're still retarded*

Ive only heard that one about 100 times on the intarweb

Former Ruling · Sep 19, 2006, 05:11 AM // 05:11

France.

...

What, Thats My Joke.

Stixxx · Sep 19, 2006, 10:59 AM // 10:59

This really happened. I was standing in Elona reach waiting till my guildies were ready to do the mission. I was getting bored and started spamming in trade chat: WTS my Virginity!! Only used once! I spammed that about 5 times till i got a whisper.

[Some Guy]: Price?
[Me]: Well its very rare so i'm selling it for 100k
[Some Guy]: Wow thats a lot...Gimme sec plz
*waits 2 mins*
[Some Guy]: I can't find it on wiki, what exactly is it?
[Me]: Off course you can't fiind it on wiki, it so rare that even Wiki never heard about it!
[Some Guy]: Oh...can i see it?
[Me]: Sorry dude, but im not gonna show if you aint buying...
[Some Guy]: Gimme sec
*waits again 2 mins*
[Some Guy]: Ok i'll buy for 80k
[Me]: Sorry already sold it for 100k to someone else

It really cracked me up and i bet he still doesnt know what it is ^_^

2nd one: Fighting for peace is like f*cking for virginity ^^

Mars Dragonblade · Sep 19, 2006, 11:27 AM // 11:27

This thread's gettin old, Lint's goin to have to wade through all these to pick me out as the winner..... But seriously, isn't anyone else tired and wants to know who wins yet?

The Silver Star · Sep 19, 2006, 01:17 PM // 13:17

I think the funniest part of this thread is the fact that people are wondering if they are the lucky ones getting the money lol.

KABLAMO, strikes a wammo on the back of the head with a candy cane...

Riken Chrono · Sep 19, 2006, 01:51 PM // 13:51

can i just have like all 800k cuz im gay? was that funny? did i win!?!

Beowulf1982 · Sep 19, 2006, 03:02 PM // 15:02

couple of friends sit at a table in a bar, one of them sees a beautifull women walk in the bar and says to his friends i can feel her boobies without her gatting mad and the friends say ok i bed you 100 buks.
so the guy walk to the women and says ill bet you for 2 of those drinks your drinking that i can make your boobs move without touching, shes says i have to see that so ok.
the guy starts you feel her boobies and says sorry i failed and pays for the drinks and walks back laughing and collect the 100 buks.

Poison Ivy · Sep 20, 2006, 11:52 AM // 11:52

I bet he sold all the gold on Ebay...

Opeth11 · Sep 21, 2006, 01:17 AM // 01:17

No, Riken wins because he's gay.

All the gold goes to him.

Moldy · Sep 21, 2006, 02:40 AM // 02:40

I gots a joke but its sexual... and racist

A white, black, and asian are going to a gay party. They get pulled over by a cop for speeding. They white, black, and asian say "We are late to a gay party" then the cop says "OK, im gay too". "Tell ya what. If all your weiners add up to 21 inches, I will let ya go. White guy is 10 inches. Black guy is 10 inches. Asian is 1 inch. The cop let them go. then the asian says "Close one guys, good thing I had a boner!"

Knido · Sep 21, 2006, 06:55 PM // 18:55

ide give him money

Sir Skullcrasher · Sep 21, 2006, 06:59 PM // 18:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knido

ide give him money

That is a funny picture! lol